Did you hear the one about the blogger...

Girl walks into a bar on the eve of an American election. 

She runs into a friend, who sits with a group of people she has never met before. The friend proceeds to introduce her to the strangers at the table. 

"Hi nice to meet you" says the girl, with an outstretched hand to the first person she is introduced to.

"Hi, nice to meet you too. I love your blog. I read it all the time" says the first to the girl, their hands shaking.

"oh, I ah, didn't realize people actually did, wow, oh thanks, I didn't expect that" says the girl 

"yeah, and that vibrator  (you know the one that gave you 8 orgasms in one night) yeah, I'm totally going to order one."

"oh yeah - well it's not a vibrator - but it is good" says the girl, awkwardly chuckling, blushing. 

"yeah well whatever it is, I'm getting one"

Girl walks out of the bar, goes home and blogs about it.

ba dum bum.